Okay. So I don't have a clue who Albert De Salvo is, but he can't be a very nice guy if he's hangin' out in a clique like that.
And guess what... You might as well add 'Kelsey Johnson' to that not-so-lucky list. Great. Just great. This explains a lot.
But then I got married! And I added 'Defatte'!
Okay... So yeah... I mean, the pre-trial's set for the upcoming divorce--which some might consider bad luck--but I ain't changin' it back! So there. Bad luck gone.
How many letters are in YOUR name?
Wait. Back it up... Why is Friday the 13th unlucky? I mean, besides the 13 letters thing....
I mean, if the number 13 itself is unlucky, wouldn't any 13th day of the month be bad luck? Why Friday?
Unless... I mean, if you think about it... (And I clearly have....)
And any day which announces itself as the DAY to FRY is, in and of itself, bad luck.
And let me tell you, by the end of the week, I really am quite fried. So, that explains that.
But why is 13 unlucky? I mean, it's a baker's dozen, right? And a little extra something from a baker has got to be 'lucky', right?
And, if you get an extra 'fried' donut....
See? No bad luck at all!
HAPPY FRY DAY THE BAKER'S DOZEN!!!!!!